March 2013
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January 2013
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takeabreaththenrun:
fondue-my-star-spangled-ass:
giftyisgifted:
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES IF SHE CAN’T KEEP A MAN THEN THERE’S HOPE FOR ME
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November 2012
6 posts
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October 2012
3 posts
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alfa-whiskey:
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Welp....
I’m getting discharged from the Army National Guard for migraine headaches….
September 2012
10 posts
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Found a bunch of pictures of myself on my computer. Posting them because I am not ashamed of the way I look.
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Chris: You know who first used the term “nerd”?
Me: Barry Manilow?
Chris: Dr. F’ing Suess.
Me: The more you know!!
Chris: Knowing is half the battle. Of course, the second half requires you to wage full scale war on the descendants of Theodore Geissel.
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stayburned:
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything
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Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
How can you NOT reblog something like this?
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August 2012
21 posts
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Shelby: my can opener broke and i’m starving. f#$% everything. ;n;
Me: STAB IT WITH YOUR POKEY KNIVES!!!
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Pimp Chronnicles
Me: I filled up my gas tank today for the first time in months!
Daniel: Me too!
Me: I feel like we should celebrate, where’s my champagne and cigar?
Daniel: Next to my crack pipe.
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My brother got his driver’s license today and this is the text I sent him:
‘WELCOME TO OUR CLUUUB! WELCOME TO OUR CLUUUB! WELCOME SQUIDWARD! WELCOME SQUIDWARD! WELCOME SQUIDWARD!’
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Texts From Shelby
Shelby: man I got a pair of silky pants
Me: WE CAN PANTS IF WE WANT TO, WE CAN LEAVE YOUR SLACKS BEHIND!!
Shelby: CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON’T PANTS AND IF THEY DON’T PANTS, WELL THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
ellava:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
WHOA
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Any requests?
I need ideas for photos, please send me some suggestions!
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I’ve decided to post some of my photos I’ve taken over the past year. Please feel free to critique.
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Reblog with the meaning of your name(s) →
alphafuckingorionis:
hotel-denouement:
luckygandor:
kiwi-pie:
meeya87:
robinlicious:
First name: English origin, “tailor”
Middle name: Hebrew origin, “gracious”
Last name: Welsh origin, “son of John”
First name: High/Lofty/Pride
Middle name: Friend
Last name: Lion
All Arabic Origin
First name: “ash tree forest” (English origin)
Middle name: “I am...
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Watchgotrmusic:
Introducing Micah Biagi! Here’s an interview I did with our new wizard of backup vocals in the hazy days of final mixing. We were all punch drunk by this point. I’m very proud of the contribution by my massive thumb. #James#
Literally laughed out loud when the guy did a complete 180 through the door. Thank God there’s nobody in Burger King right now, otherwise they’d be...
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Is eating meat still murder if the animal deserves...
I caught a chicken trying to steal my car one time. What was I supposed to do, not take it home and make him into a delicious sammich??
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July 2012
5 posts
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
deadpool-the-assassin:
not-talking:
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
done it before.. here followers amuse yourself
Mod: SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!
Deadpool:
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Ok I wasn't going to do this but...
Here’s my internet skreed. I’m tired of people bashing the military. I realize that not too many people openly hate us, but there are other ways of bashing. I’m not trying to be butthurt, but this has been building for a while, and I feel it needs to be said.[[MORE]] One thing I’m pretty sick of hearing is people making comments or joking about us soldiers fighting in...
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Today was the first time I have been disgusted by the internet and its users in a long time. Days like this make me glad I don’t have easy access to it.
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Anybody else's pupils dilate when they are just...
Mine do. Especially when I talk about sharks. I hate those.
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Watchmattgourley:
They rebooted The Color Of Money.
Reblogging for the midget pool table. Sweet moves, bro.
June 2012
8 posts
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ask-avengerinitiative asked: You'll keep in touch, won't you? When you can? I have to keep track of our country's finest, you know. --Steve Rogers
